Greeting cards with an attitude problem.

Pop-up cards for iPhone and iPad. The character inside says hello by name. It isn’t happy about it.

Trick Candle's birthday card, open: a tag reads Dear Jen, and a sulking striped candle says Another year? Bold.

Sixteen characters. Zero enthusiasm.

Every card comes with one. Tap a card to hear more from them, if you must.

Moments work on any day. Holidays show up when the calendar says so, like everything else.

You send the card. They get the character.

Pick a card. Type their name.

Each one is a little pop-up scene. The character inside greets them by name, which is more effort than it usually makes.

Monday Mug's card: a tired coffee mug in a break room says It's Monday. I'm not legally responsible. Sugar Skull Sol's card for Día de Muertos, set in a candy stall of sugar skulls.

They tap the link.

It opens in Harrumphs. Opening one is free, so there’s no excuse. They can tilt it, poke the character, and watch it fold. Riveting.

Then it's their character.

Kept characters move into the Pop-Up Mall and complain to each other. Send one away in a card and it leaves. No hard feelings. Some feelings.

Prices, grudgingly.

Free
Rat-Tailed Pumpkin

His Halloween card is free. He’s fine with that. He’s fine with most things.

$0.99
Any one card

Buy it once. Send it to everyone who has it coming.

$2.99
A set of six

All six Moments, or all six Halloween. Commitment, at a discount.

$1.99
Día de los Muertos

All four. They insist on staying together.

Opening a card is always free. No account. We don’t need to know you. Your characters live on your phone. The privacy part

More are coming. Try to contain yourself.

November

Thanksgiving

A turkey who’d rather not talk about it.

December

Christmas

Tinsel with a chip on its shoulder.

Somebody you know deserves one of these.

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